After you died, when you met the Giant Glowing Jesus, he told you your name wasn't in the Book of Life and sent you straight to Hell. Turns out, you don't really like it here, so when the Goddess shows up and and tells you she knows a way you can sneak into Heaven and confront God, you take her up on it. Jack T. Chick meets The Dirty Dozen in this adventure that puts the Fun back in Fundamentalism!