The worst coterie of Kindred in the sorriest excuse for a Domain are called together to solve This Week's Big Mystery. This is an extremely non-serious event (seriously!), so bring your one-liners ("Fashion, maybe you've heard of it."), comic timing ("Hospitality? Let's make coffee!"), trivia ("The average dolphin is 8' and 165 lbs. Maybe that did it."), sterotypes ("Shut up, thilly, I'm DARK."), and bad accents ("Zat wahn? Naw! Zee OZZA wahn!")