The tapestry of existence is becoming unraveled & the ink of history is quickly fading, a cataclysmic force has infiltrated the grandfather clock of time! The greatest heroes of the age have been reduced to babbling infants, and it is up to you the auspicious champions, selected from across the multiverse to throw a wrench in the cogs of disaster, before the world turns back on itself, and there is nothing left to save.
A dark star hangs low over the western waves, oozing tarry ichor to the waters below. Horrid creatures from beyond space and time boil up from the black morass, leaving behind only the echos of the dying in every port. If this goes on, you might just have to give up a hard-won life of piracy and kidnapping and get a real job. Get ready for high-seas swashbuckling adventure! Nobody ruins the economy of your coastline, except you of course.
So your pet monster's always trying to eat your dog or hog the bed and yeah the only other kids who will talk to you are little creepy, but something at school has been really weird lately. Ever since the pretty substitute came in to replace your teacher when he 'accidentally' fell into hell in the janitor's closet, kids aren't skipping class, nobody plays outside at recess anymore, and you're pretty sure you saw someone reading a book. For fun.