You were all minding your own business when all of a sudden, men in parachutes just started landing on the playground... with assault rifles! Choose a butt-kicker from some of the cheesiest 80's/kung fu action movies & put a stop to the evil commies trying to take over your fine American town! (Or could it be something far worse?) Let's get cinematic! Lock and load your biga** guns, & get ready to throw some fists & feet of fury!
You were all minding your own business when all of a sudden, men in parachutes just started landing on the playground... with assault rifles! Choose a butt-kicker from some of the cheesiest 80's/kung fu action movies & put a stop to the evil commies trying to take over your fine American town! (Or could it be something far worse?) Let's get cinematic! Lock and load your biga** guns, & get ready to throw some fists & feet of fury!
You were all minding your own business when all of a sudden, men in parachutes just started landing on the playground... with assault rifles! Choose a butt-kicker from some of the cheesiest 80's/kung fu action movies & put a stop to the evil commies trying to take over your fine American town! (Or could it be something far worse?) Let's get cinematic! Lock and load your biga** guns, & get ready to throw some fists & feet of fury!
Black Helicopters. Paratroopers. Innocent College kids running around in panic and terror!!! Where have the families gone? The children? Power up your psychic abilities, load your big@$$ pistols, & get ready to rock! Bring a d20 and a boatload of attitude! Heroic action and macho players with attitude welcome and desired...
Give me some sugar, baby! The Necronomicon has somehow created twelve copies of Ash, & whether Good or Bad, YOU are the one with a gun (as well as a chain saw & knowledge of high school chemistry, of course!). Lock & load your boomstick, & let's get groovy on some Deadites! You got what it takes to fill the shoes of the studliest guy from housewares? Yeah? Well let's find out. Rules are simple to learn and the action fast. Just bring a 20-sider!
Choose a butt-kicker from some of the cheesiest 80s/kung fu action movies & put a stop to the evil, sorcerous, Chinese-black-magic-using crack & arms dealers of eons past! (Or could it be something far worse?) Let's get cinematic! Lock and load your biga** guns, & get ready to throw some fists & feet of fury!
Choose a butt-kicker from some of the cheesiest 80s/kung fu action movies & put a stop to the evil, sorcerous, Chinese-black-magic-using crack & arms dealers of eons past! (Or could it be something far worse?) Let's get cinematic! Lock and load your biga** guns, & get ready to throw some fists & feet of fury!
Languishing in a tomb & buried deep underneath the sands of the Sahara desert are rumored to be not just lost gold, but some of the most powerful Remnant artifacts of the Ancients; items that can tip the balance of world power! Of course no one has ever returned from within, so gird your psychic abilities, load you pistols, & get ready to rock!
Sensor arrays detect a telepathic subquantum anomaly coming from the mining sector of a remote, recently terraformed mining planet in the gamma quadrant. Is it a threat to the Federation? It'll take the talents of two generations of Enterprise veterans & the help of a changeling guide to get to the bottom of the mystery. Rules are simple & will be taught; all you need to bring is a d20 & a desire for heroic adventure!
Choose a butt kicker from some of the cheesiest kung-fu action movies ever & put a stop to the evil, sorcerous, Chinese-black-magic-wielding, crack & arms dealers from eons past! (Or could it be something far worse???) Let's get cinematic! Lock & load your biga** guns & get ready to throw some fists & feet of fury! Rules are simple & will be taught; all you need to bring is a d20 & a desire for heroic adventure!