Want to know how "Game of Thrones" is going to end? We have obtained an unreleased copy of the ending to this beloved series. But what happens when other fantasy authors want in on the action?
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Want to know exactly how "Game of Thrones" is going to end? The Damsels of Dorkington have obtained, through secret means that totally did not involve murder, an unreleased copy of George R.R. Martin’s explosive ending to this beloved fantasy series. But what happens when other fantasy authors (who are totally not Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfuss, and the furiously fapping ghost of Robert Jordan) want in on the action? Only this hip-hoperatical tale of queens, dragons, and one pointy metal chair can reveal the mysteries of the most anticipated climax since Jamie and Cersei’s “special moment” with Joffrey’s corpse!
Dorkington Presents: MacBLEEP the Scottish Musical
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Thanks to parental complaints, the Damsels are tasked with rehabbing Shakespeare’s most violent play- as a family-friendly musical! Can they defeat the forces of censorship and still avoid jail time?
Sure, Ep VII was okay, but imagine how great it could have been if George Lucas had written it- crammed full of CGI extras, bad romance, badder dialogue, death by heartbreak, and genuine Mary Sues!