Of course in ToonVille, the Toons are represented by two equally crazy groups of people, the cops that catch the criminals and the DA's that persecute them. This is your story.
Oh look! Vic fell down and does not seem to be getting up. It looks like he was strangled with crime scene tape. *dum-dum* Queue The Who! Get your investigator's kit, put on rubber gloves, and babble about DNA and unsubs. Solve the crime or pin it on an innocent player.