Let's light our black candles, shave our antlers, and put our hooves up on the couch for once. It's that time of year again, ghastly goetians, time for another season of Hell's Favorite Dating Show!
Description:
Broadcast throughout the Nine Dantean Planes of Hell, Thirteen Demon Princes is every ghoul's favorite dating show, where one lucky demon has their pick of infernal suitors. Not bound by human forms or comprehension, our suitors take all shapes and sizes and come from all walks of life, death, and even alleys in between. Some tower over Tartarus with terrible stalks of eyes and screaming mouths that gibber into the evening. Others skitter through secret aqueducts high above the river Styx, with sensuous tendrils reaching out into the night. One thing is for certain, they're all beautiful beyond imagination, and our lucky contestant will be hard pressed to make their decision. Because while we can each find our own personal hells that occupy our eternities, there's truth to the phrase that hell is other people, and we're all here today to share our hell with others and find "The One."