Year: 2022 / Group: / Game System: Paranoia

ID:: 2022-RPG22215249
Year:: 2022
Title:: Alpha Complex does the Olympics!
Summary:: Troubleshooters alert! You have been conscripted to participate in morale-building competition activities. Don't forget to win - if you don't, you might be tried for seditious behavior.

ID:: 2022-RPG22201220
Year:: 2022
Title:: Door to Door Dash
Summary:: Friend Computer has introduced instant delivery to Alpha Complex to increase efficiency. Citizens can now pay troubleshooters to deliver meals or other items to them.
Description:: Citizen, are you tired of driving to cafeterias and waiting in long lines for the last tube of soylent green? Is the fear of random terrorist attacks keeping you from shopping at your favorite store? With the brand new Door to Door Dash app for your iball, you can now get whatever you want delivered straight to your barracks.

ID:: 2022-RPG22203343
Year:: 2022
Title:: OK, Who Ordered The Spicy Kelp?
Summary:: Welcome, Lucky Troubleshooter! The Computer has promoted you to your new and exciting RED Clearance. Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you.
Description:: The Computer has promoted you from your previous INFRARED Clearance! Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you to achieve its imminent and inevitable victory of rooting out traitors and mutants, protecting helpless citizens from terror, corruption and subversion. To do any less for Friend Computer is Treason. If you are a traitor please visit the nearest Execution Booth immediately. But before you go forth and "give your life," errr, sorry, serve Friend Computer, a sip of kelp tea with a nibble or two of kelp biscuit is in order at the local canteen...

ID:: 2022-RPG22203342
Year:: 2022
Title:: OK, Who Ordered The Spicy Kelp?
Summary:: Welcome, Lucky Troubleshooter! The Computer has promoted you to your new and exciting RED Clearance. Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you.
Description:: The Computer has promoted you from your previous INFRARED Clearance! Your new security clearance signifies The Computer’s benevolent trust in you to achieve its imminent and inevitable victory of rooting out traitors and mutants, protecting helpless citizens from terror, corruption and subversion. To do any less for Friend Computer is Treason. If you are a traitor please visit the nearest Execution Booth immediately. But before you go forth and "give your life," errr, sorry, serve Friend Computer, a sip of kelp tea with a nibble or two of kelp biscuit is in order at the local canteen...

ID:: 2022-RPG22205362
Year:: 2022
Title:: Paranoia Trek XIX: Only Traitors in the Complex
Summary:: Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Due to the influx of new Trek Away Teams over the past 3 year cycles, please justify your continued existence. That is all. The Computer is your friend.

ID:: 2022-RPG22205363
Year:: 2022
Title:: Paranoia Trek XIX: Only Traitors in the Complex
Summary:: Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Due to the influx of new Trek Away Teams over the past 3 year cycles, please justify your continued existence. That is all. The Computer is your friend.

ID:: 2022-RPG22205364
Year:: 2022
Title:: Paranoia Trek XIX: Only Traitors in the Complex
Summary:: Greetings, FED Sector Away Team! Due to the influx of new Trek Away Teams over the past 3 year cycles, please justify your continued existence. That is all. The Computer is your friend.

ID:: 2022-RPG22205605
Year:: 2022
Title:: [TITLE REDACTED]
Summary:: Attention Troubleshooter - Friend Computer requires your presence at ${LOCATION} for a mandatory mission briefing. Failure to attend is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Description:: In recognition of your loyal service to Alpha Complex, you have been promoted to Red clearance. Your new clearance entitles you to take on the crucial responsibility of a Troubleshooter, where you find trouble in Alpha Complex, and shoot it. Make sure to find, report, and eliminate any mutants or members of secret societies that you may encounter - remember, mutants and traitors may be hiding anywhere, even in your own Troubleshooting team! You have been selected to take part in a {if danger_level < 10} safe {else} *completely* safe {endif} mission. The Computer guarantees that this mission will be fun - should you ever find yourself not having fun on this mission, please report to your Happiness Officer to begin your mandatory Happiness Enhancement Protocol. No further information is available at your clearance level. All glory to Friend Computer!

ID:: 2022-RPG22205606
Year:: 2022
Title:: [TITLE REDACTED]
Summary:: Attention Troubleshooter - Friend Computer requires your presence at ${LOCATION} for a mandatory mission briefing. Failure to attend is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Description:: In recognition of your loyal service to Alpha Complex, you have been promoted to Red clearance. Your new clearance entitles you to take on the crucial responsibility of a Troubleshooter, where you find trouble in Alpha Complex, and shoot it. Make sure to find, report, and eliminate any mutants or members of secret societies that you may encounter - remember, mutants and traitors may be hiding anywhere, even in your own Troubleshooting team! You have been selected to take part in a {if danger_level < 10} safe {else} *completely* safe {endif} mission. The Computer guarantees that this mission will be fun - should you ever find yourself not having fun on this mission, please report to your Happiness Officer to begin your mandatory Happiness Enhancement Protocol. No further information is available at your clearance level. All glory to Friend Computer!

ID:: 2022-RPG22205608
Year:: 2022
Title:: [TITLE REDACTED]
Summary:: Attention Troubleshooter - Friend Computer requires your presence at ${LOCATION} for a mandatory mission briefing. Failure to attend is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Description:: In recognition of your loyal service to Alpha Complex, you have been promoted to Red clearance. Your new clearance entitles you to take on the crucial responsibility of a Troubleshooter, where you find trouble in Alpha Complex, and shoot it. Make sure to find, report, and eliminate any mutants or members of secret societies that you may encounter - remember, mutants and traitors may be hiding anywhere, even in your own Troubleshooting team! You have been selected to take part in a {if danger_level < 10} safe {else} *completely* safe {endif} mission. The Computer guarantees that this mission will be fun - should you ever find yourself not having fun on this mission, please report to your Happiness Officer to begin your mandatory Happiness Enhancement Protocol. No further information is available at your clearance level. All glory to Friend Computer!

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