Two stupid adventures for the price of one good one! Try to kill some cartoon characters for the glory of the Computer, and defend your dorm from Commie infiltrators. Bloodlust a must.
Mayhem and destruction. What more could you want for a Mission briefing. Smile, keep your laser handy and hide all the Treasonous Items. Thanks for your cooperation. Happiness is mandatory.
What do you get when you combine Paranoia, heavy metal, and pro wrestling? A mess, that’s what! One of the biggest hose jobs you’ll ever run across. Uses pre-crash rules.
Look out! The toolmaster is back in yet another Rhythm & Blues Spectacle! This time, though, he is not alone. Your mission ... and you will accept it,... is to bring him back.
“Clone of Kaboobie” by John Patruno. The traitorous Kaboobie is dead. Does his spirit haunt the tunnels outside Alpha Complex? The Computer says you must find out. Members receive Std.
The newly-revived computer has plans for its loyal citizens... but what are those plans? Be careful citizen to keep your back to the wall and your laser handy.
The Tick, a nigh-invulnerable mutant, has escaped. Your nigh-impossible task is to get him back. Beware the hedge. Tick knowledge might help, but not as much as a chainsaw will.
You and your fellow troubleshooters must investigate the disappearance of HUH sector. Find the burned out GM & bring him back to his senses. What this has to do w/HUH sector only FNORD knows.