The child-engineers of the Undercity agree that the Overcity must be falling apart, what with all the broken pipes, ruptured valves and, worst of all, the coal lines exploding at random. Any Undercity kid can tell you the stories: if you don't clean your face before you sleep, they will take you. If you're lucky, you'll come back in a day or two, seeing the Undercity through coal-blackened eyes. If you're unlucky...
Cave of Wanders: Field Trips Are Dumb, I Want a Pizza Party
Description:
Lame! I want to play the new expansion of the Usagi CCG, but we have to go on an overnight field trip for Natural History. I almost 'lost' my permission slip just so I wouldn't have to go. We'll be panning for minerals... do you think that means gold? Oh man, if I found gold I would totally buy a million booster packs. And what if there's, like, rubies and rhinestones and jewels and stuff? We have to go on this field trip! C'mon, are you gonna?