A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal babies, slay chickens, and die horribly!
Description:
Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as you fearlessly assault a human town loaded for a dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
Description:
Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
Description:
Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
Description:
Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
Description:
Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!
A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
Description:
Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!