Women have been mysteriously disappearing from a dorm room on your floor. As this is Illuminati University, that is not all that surprising. What IS surprising is the ArchDean is offering tuition waivers to anyone that can stop the problem and get the students back! What sinister forces are driving Her ArchDean-ness to offer such a generous reward for the return of a couple of students? Get ready for back-stabbing, arcane magic, feats of incredible martial arts, accountants, talking zebras and no ninjas under the stairs. And after you brush your teeth, the real adventure begins!
No experience needed, but familiarity with college life is helpful.