This summer, 1 man will stop at nothing to get his revenge. Action Hero stars in B-Movie: Catchy Tagline! They took his twinkies, He'll take their lives.
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This summer, one man will go on a roaring rampage of revenge to get back at the people who stole his Twinkies. This convenience store grudge won’t go down easy; he is up against the Yakuza, the Triads, the Italian mob, the Russian mob, the Lichtenstein mob, the CIA, FBI, SEC, IRS, and the FAA. He will stop at nothing to get back his precious cream-filled delights. Along the way he’ll recruit his long-lost buddies from the times he was a mercenary, or that time he was a gourmet chef, or that time he was an accountant. The gunfights are amazing, the explosions are huge; the dialogue is predictable and campy. So pop some popcorn, sit on the couch, and press play!
A Black Ops team went into to shut down a Russian Cold War experiment. They thought they succeeded. But it turns out it was just hiding. Until now.
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Some shady stuff is going on in Russia...again. Word from the bosses at Argus is that the real life political turmoil with Russia is indicative of a deeper problem...supernatural experiments conducted by the Russian government back in the original Cold War. A decorated Black Ops team went in during the late 80s and shut down the operation. Or so they thought. Signs are, that the danger wasn't destroyed, but retreated to the shadows. It hid there, biding its time until modern day. Your team is ordered to attend a briefing where you'll be given all the information you need to know. Then you'll be sent to Moscow to get to work. This needs to be shut down, once and for all.
Emilia Lialum & Derrick Durstralus have gone missing. Can you find your house's heir without escalating the conflict with the useless tag-a-longs from the enemy household?
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The heirs to both the Lialum and Durstralus families have gone missing. Their parents have called upon their house's loyal adventuring parties to find and retrieve the errant heirs. And that's where you come in. Can you find your house's heir without escalating the conflict with the useless tag-a-longs from the enemy household?
Something is taking prize chickens. Bets are on at the Belching Dragon on who, or what, could be responsible for the theft?
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Something is taking prize chickens, something with tracks quite a bit bigger, with longer claws, than the usual fox. Bets are on at the Belching Dragon on what could be responsible for the theft. A sneaky competitor with tricked out shoes? One of the local lizardmen? Or something more dangerous from the wilds?
In the best tradition of B-movie riff fare from the golden age of zippered monster suits, with comedy elements.
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An ordinary group of friends, celebrating their high school graduation. ("One last big party guys!"). Unfortunately, Party Island is going to be no picnic ("Guys, guys, did you hear that noise?). From fun frolic to desperate battle for survival ("there's something funny going on in that lighthouse and I intend to find out what!") Can your heart withstand... THE HORROR OF PARTY ISLAND? Coming soon from Darkness Remembered entertainment.
In the best tradition of B-movie riff fare from the golden age of zippered monster suits, with comedy elements.
Description:
An ordinary group of friends, celebrating their high school graduation. ("One last big party guys!"). Unfortunately, Party Island is going to be no picnic ("Guys, guys, did you hear that noise?). From fun frolic to desperate battle for survival ("there's something funny going on in that lighthouse and I intend to find out what!") Can your heart withstand... THE HORROR OF PARTY ISLAND? Coming soon from Darkness Remembered entertainment.