Give me some sugar, baby! The Necronomicon has somehow created twelve copies of Ash, & whether Good or Bad, YOU are the one with a gun (as well as a chain saw & knowledge of high school chemistry, of course!). Lock & load your boomstick, & let's get groovy on some Deadites! You got what it takes to fill the shoes of the studliest guy from housewares? Yeah? Well let's find out. Rules are simple to learn and the action fast. Just bring a 20-sider!
Choose a butt-kicker from some of the cheesiest 80s/kung fu action movies & put a stop to the evil, sorcerous, Chinese-black-magic-using crack & arms dealers of eons past! (Or could it be something far worse?) Let's get cinematic! Lock and load your biga** guns, & get ready to throw some fists & feet of fury!
Choose a butt-kicker from some of the cheesiest 80s/kung fu action movies & put a stop to the evil, sorcerous, Chinese-black-magic-using crack & arms dealers of eons past! (Or could it be something far worse?) Let's get cinematic! Lock and load your biga** guns, & get ready to throw some fists & feet of fury!
Languishing in a tomb & buried deep underneath the sands of the Sahara desert are rumored to be not just lost gold, but some of the most powerful Remnant artifacts of the Ancients; items that can tip the balance of world power! Of course no one has ever returned from within, so gird your psychic abilities, load you pistols, & get ready to rock!